Sunday, August 31, 2014

Good polling news for Joe Hockey

A REACHTEL poll was released last week that shows nearly 26% of Australians think Joe Hockey is in touch with them. Cause for celebrations at Liberal HQ.





































































































































Monday, August 25, 2014

The Abbott Government's new university funding/organ donation policies.

 
 
 
Education Minister Christopher Pyne has dismissed suggestions the Abbott Government is considering making students donate kidneys to pay for their $100,000 university degrees. Kidneys just aren't worth very much.







 
Pyne's also done an extraordinary interview with The Monthly, which you really must read because trying to make it into lolz is a bit like trying to satirise Henry Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize.









Hockeynomics 101: Sloppy Joe explains the federal budget







 



 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, August 24, 2014

What the hell just happened?

I go to bed, Julia's PM.

 
Then, something something, bad polling numbers +
 










= The return of Kevin


And then:

 

On teh hustings:




And in a moment of collective insanity


The next day:

Meet your new government, Australia:




 
 



 
 

 

First, Prime Minister Abbott replaced all the art in the PM's office with portraits of the Queen:



















 
Then he released the most popular budget in Australian history
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then they tried to sell it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But it seemed this wasn't all going down too well with teh voters...
 
There were protests
 
 











There was outrage on social media














There was consternation at Crosby Textor











Mmmm, appetising












































































The Opposition Leader made a statement about it:















I'll try not to nap for so long in future.