Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Utegate, as told by LOLCATS - as seen on Bek's blog

Kevin:



Malcolm:


Journalists:


Turnbull:



Journalists::



Malcolm:


KRudd:


Malcolm:

Stevie baby:


Federal Poleece:


Godwin:



KRudd:



Malcolm:



Swan:


Godwin:





Kerry O'Brien:



Later on the 7.30 report...

Red Kerry (Vulpes Kerrius):




KRudd:




Red Kerry:




KRudd:


Red Kerry:




KRudd:



Red Kerry:


Malcolm:



Red Kerry:


Malcolm:



Malcolm:



Red Kerry:


Malcolm:



The next day in Parlyment:

Malcolm:

Swan:

The Liberal front bench:

Teh Speaker:

Malcolm:


KRudd:




Another Liberal frontbencher:




Teh Speaker:
The Liberal front bench except for Malcolm:


Annabelle Crabb:



Later, on Lateline with Foxy Tony:
Tony Jones, aka the silver fox:


Sloppy Joe:



Tony the Silver Fox:


Sloppy Joe:


Tony the Fox:


Sloppy Joe:




In the days that follow, other members chip in with their two cents:


Tony Abbott:


Anthony Albanese:



THIS JUST IN!
Secret Liberal source leaks informashun to the News Ltd papers that Malcolm & Erica Betz had seen the faux email and taken notes on it:


Liberal deepthroat:


Journalist kitteh takes notes:



Deepthroat doggeh reveals all:

Journalist kitteh publishes or perishes:







Dr Ken Henry, Treasury Secretary:



Monday morning
Liberal Party lackey:



Malcolm:


Liberal lackey:


Malcolm:






Liberal lackey:


Malcolm:




The rest of the Liberal Party:


AUSTRAYA VOTES JUNE 2009:
Esteemed News Ltd publicashun the Austrayan runs online poll on preferred Liberal Leader, and Austrayans contemplate the options:


Meanwhile, deep in the wilds of Higgins, a Costello staffer is hard at work:


Takes the poll results to the recently-announced-is-retiring Member for Higgins:


And Costello's reaction is to send a message to the Leader:




Meanwhile, in the Labor Party bunkeh:







More to come...

53 comments:

  1. Pure brilliance! You haz a thanx.

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  2. Let's see, five comments saying I'm brilliant, one saying I'm not. My money's on Jason S (IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME) being a Liberal...

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  3. I haven't laughed that hard since "Backstroke of the west"!

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  4. Thank you so much!

    That is just BRILLIANT and I look forward to the updates!

    Thomas - Melbourne.

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  5. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I can't wait for more. Thanks!

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  6. Finally, proof Kerry's foxy. Corrine Grant is vinidcated

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  7. Priceless, absolutely priceless!

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  8. LULZ FOR YEARZ! Bravo! More, more!

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  9. superb effort - can't wait for the final instalment

    ps the red fox for pm

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  10. How did you get Hockey to get down on all 4s ?

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  11. Tee hee!! Love the silver fox!!

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  12. AWESOME! Thanks for the funnies!

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  13. I bow down before your complete awesomeness!

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  14. Hey hey.
    Good one. Really enjoyed that. Especially Red Kerry. Arow!
    :)

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  15. OMIGod!!!! I just spent five minutes laughing so hard I cried - this is pure gold - thank you!!!

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  16. FANTASTIC !!!! :D:D:D:D:D::D:D

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  17. Any chance of a sequel now that Godwin is in the nuthouse?

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  18. I believe this is how all news should be delivered.

    Certainly better than the crap News Limited serve up.

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  19. Sensashnl! Funniest ting eva! You gotta tell rest of new story!

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  20. ok, i'm not liberal (nor am i labor, as we have our darling krudd as PM. we need a green or just some random in), but i didn't really find that funny at all. and yet i endured it. maybe looking for laughs. or out of anything else to do. one of the two.

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  21. You know what you can do if you don't find something funny? Stop reading it!

    Or feel free to go write something funnier. If you can.

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  22. Fabulous - i can haz lolz and a deeper understanding of Utegate :) much easier to remember who everyone is when they're represented by animals.

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  23. I thought it was pretty good.. but when did lol cats turn into baby talk?

    Rebekka? so if someone doesn't like something they aren't allowed to comment on it critically unless they write something funny themselves? interesting theory.

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  24. EPIC! wuz in stishez LolZ

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  25. Oh hai! Tazmania applaws. Pleez, Erica Betz?

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  26. Very, very clever. Thankyou!

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  27. Colour me impressed.

    Although, with the Libs being dogs, the ALP being teh kittehs - what does that make the greens and the Nats?

    Just wondering ... not that either of them have had much to say on the matter...

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  28. The Nats are assorted farm animals, and the Greens are any animals I can find with dreadlocks.

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  29. Lame as. Too long as well.

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  30. Funny how the people who leave nice comments often leave their name, but the people who for some unknown reason want to drop by other people's websites and leave nasty comments never do. Cowardy cowardy custards.

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  31. Awesomely (is that a word?) brilliant and devastatingly awesome.

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  32. That was sensational - well done.

    Do please follow up with the latest developments - this Epic Saga cannot end here. Thanks.

    Jay

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  33. I enjoyed that. LOL.

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  34. We can haz next installment?

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  35. Absolutely hilarious! Luv the ears on 'Mr Personality'and the 'Silver Fox'.

    Larko

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  36. Anyone looking for the next installment, go to the homepage - http://dailylolz.lolpolz.com - there are a couple of utegate updatez!

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  37. top work! made my week!

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  38. Was fab; particularly fab was Tony's astonishing basset-hound ears: pur(r)fect.

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