Thursday, August 27, 2009

Garrett: I am more idealistic than ever

Peter Garrett, according to Peter Garrett*, is more idealistic than ever. But to avoid any further perceived conflict between his previous role as angry bald rocker who dislikes Americans and loves trees and Cabinet Minister Responsible For Rubberstamping Environmentally Dubious Projects, Garrett is rewriting all of Midnight Oil's lyrics to remove any perceived references to the Environment, America being nasty or mining ruining the environment.



*According to the rest of us he's a great-big rubber-stamping sellout.

1 comment:

  1. The bald Garretykitteh is a stroke of genius. Take an internets from petty cash. :)

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