Thursday, October 8, 2009

Malcolm's all-singing, all dancin', brand new four-step plan to tackle debt

Malcolm, Julie and Sloppy Joe held a join press conference this morning to announce their TOTALLY UNITED four-step plan to reduce debt.

Step one: consolidate leadership
Step two: fight back in polls
Step three: win elecshun
Step four: save teh unborn taxpayers from massive debt.

(can you spot the flaw in the otherwise flawless plan?)

Also, is it just me, or does referring to "unborn taxpayers" summon up creepy images of protests outside abortion clinics?

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