Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Tony Abbott clarifies

Apparently, when he said "It's all the Prime Minister's fault", he did not mean that the Prime Minister is responsible for anything outside the Prime Minister's areas of responsibility. The PM, he would like to clarify, is not responsible for:
1. Weather
2. Boats leaking
3. Foreigners who aren't very good at sailing
4. Water being wet
5. Fire being burn-y
6. The collected works of Charles Dickens.