Tony Abbott supports Barnaby Joyce? Not so much, acshully. This press conference is OVER KTHXBAI.

Turner resident Kate Jarvis ambushed Abbott this morning, distracting him from the serious business of accosting the public while they try to do their shopping, and closing down his press conference when asked if he supports Barnaby Joyce.


She accused him of a populist approach, which clearly is what underlies his comments earlier this year about women's virginity being the best gift they could possibly give a man.*

*My extensive survey** revealed all men surveyed would rather have a Lamborghini than a woman's virginity.

**of the only man within earshot.