Friday, June 25, 2010

The Greek Tragedy of KRudd

Don't understand how the spill happened? Like any good tragedy, the hero has a fatal flaw, gains power, and is undone because of it. Also, there's a chorus.

Big Kim was preparing his campaign for PM:

When suddenly...

A challenge!

The itteh bitteh party room committeh debated, and voted

And a glorious new leader emerged

With a cunning plan, to win the elecshuns with merchandising and a slogan, all based on the glorious new leader

But then after the elecshuns

His communication skills went down hill

Chorus:

And further down hill


Chorus:



And yet further down the hill

Chorus:

The papers The Australian was full of a made-up challenge





Chorus:

And finally, the shadowy union figures who control the Labor Parteh said


At the same time, concerned about teh loyalty of teh deputy, the Glorious Leader was polling his colleagues:


And when his deputy found out, she not so happy acshully



So when the shadowy union figures came to her





She said




He said


The itteh bitteh parteh room committee said
The former leaduh held a press conference


Then teh new leaduh helds a press conference







Everyone claps


And Red Kerry loves her cause they are both redheads




The end (for nao).

28 comments:

  1. I've missed you <3

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  2. wethinkz verruh funneh

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  3. Cats. Is there anything they can't explain?

    Bravo!

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  4. Kim Beazley is so adorable!

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  5. I am so across the whole thing now, thank you so much for this!!

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  6. Excellent! (and I learned a lot too)

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  7. have i missed something or are you illiterate

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  8. Asks someone anonymous who apparently doesn't understand that to be literate you need capital letters and punctuation. Oh the irony.

    And yes, you have missed the internet. It's that thing on your computer that allows you to leave rude comments on people's blogs. Specifically, it sounds like you've missed lolcats.

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  9. Not illiterate, just Victorian? Surely our education system hasn't got to that stage?

    As TT says, LOLtastic!!

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  10. We must form a club.

    I spell teh like that all the time too!

    Well my fingers doz....

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  11. oh thank you thank you for the big laughing you brilliant foxy politicalfundit.

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  12. Laughing so hard my tummy hurtz

    ta muchly

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  13. Evan my Amarakin peepul cud understand thiz! Tanx a lot!

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  15. *clappity clappity* bwilliant

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  16. Great to have you back! Clappity clap.

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  17. Ai ez heavin' wid de laffs. thx much! Brullyunt.

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