Friday, July 23, 2010

Bad manners: Tony Abbott declares victory before PM has a chance to concede

It's normally considered bad form for the winner of an election to declare victory until their opponent has had a chance to concede defeat.

Tony, however, took the unprecedented step today of declaring victory only six days into the campaign. "I will be the next PM", he said. Your crack team of loljournalists aksed, "Why do you think that, Mr Abbott?"

""I can sense there will be a change of government come August 21," he said. Perhaps Jebus told him so.